Poll and random question!
Dec. 20th, 2003 10:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[Poll #223242]
Examples of each:
Dead Baby
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and some root beer.
Knock Knock
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Lightbulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb has to WANT to change
Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
1. To get to the other side
2. It didn't, it got hit by a truck halfway across
3. Once you cross the road into the dark side, forever will it dominate your chicken
Mary Jane/Little Audrey
Little Audrey (or Mary Jane) was playing with matches and burned down the house. When her mother found out, she said "You wait until your father gets home, he'll punish you!" But Little Audrey just laughed and laughed, she knew he had been sleeping on the couch.
And question: Post your favorite joke(s) if you want. If they're not work/school/parent friendly, warn us or something.
[Poll #223242]
Examples of each:
Dead Baby
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and some root beer.
Knock Knock
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Lightbulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb has to WANT to change
Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
1. To get to the other side
2. It didn't, it got hit by a truck halfway across
3. Once you cross the road into the dark side, forever will it dominate your chicken
Mary Jane/Little Audrey
Little Audrey (or Mary Jane) was playing with matches and burned down the house. When her mother found out, she said "You wait until your father gets home, he'll punish you!" But Little Audrey just laughed and laughed, she knew he had been sleeping on the couch.
And question: Post your favorite joke(s) if you want. If they're not work/school/parent friendly, warn us or something.
