Plushie psychiatry...
Jul. 25th, 2005 01:12 amI want these toys.
Kroko
1. Interview, this gets the box off.
2. Drugs - a butterfly paints everything pretty colors
3. Dream analysis - he's scared of a giant sink drain
4. Motivation training - he takes the talk about spreading his wings quite literally, and throws the pillow away, flapping.
5. Musicotherapy - give him a flute
6. Dream analysis - he falls down the drain, goes to a pool of water, doesn't go in
7. Desensitation - drip him with water, he doesn't freak out. If you do this too early, you nearly kill him.
8. Dream analysis - he goes in the water, and we see why he's scared. He was used to mop a floor. Give him back his water bottle, he rejoices and is cured.
Lilo
1.Dream anlysis - she's about to be crushed by the blocks she keeps putting together, to the tune of the Emperor Waltz.
2. Play therapy - give her a tetris game, she'll put the shapes together
3. Dream analysis - same as before, but now she uses her tetris game to save herself, and ends up at a test. Do this *before* she takes the game apart. If she does take the game apart, you'll have to use motivational therapy before you do the dream.
4. Interview - She'll unzip just long enough to pull out a safety pin and stab herself.
5. Paint therapy - She paints herself, openmouthed and red
6. Musicotherapy - she has to pop the bubbles for them to make sound, they form geometric patterns
7. Play therapy - a different toy now, it sounds like a schoolbell, triggering a flashback
8. Wait while she spits out a lot of stuff
9. Crisis line - her owner wants her home.
Sly
1. Dream analysis - Swirly
2. Drugs - lots of mice
3. Dream analysis - he chases after musical snakes
4. Musicotherapy - give him a maraca, he's happy as a snake
5. Dream analysis - his tail is bell-like
6. Interview - he dances
7. Dream analysis - A girl steals part of his tail, he chases her, he gets run over
8. Motivational therapy - if you're on tape two, this is a fun little option. Bit worthless, though.
9. Paint therapy - paints headlights
10. Interview - nothing much happens here yet, until the flashback. Poor thing was used to hide drugs
11. Surgery - repair his rattle, and he's cured.
Dolly
1. Dream analysis - a desert
2. Trigger stimulus - give her a bone, she'll be flashbacked a bit
3. Interview - nothing much here, but it's necessary
4. Same dream, but now she heads towards the woods and gets slurped
5. Occupational therapy - watch her stab herself with knitting needles!
6. Interview - watch her break a mirror!
7. Occupational therapy - now she'll knit a nose-sock
8. Trigger stimulus - a dog'll burst out from her stomach and steal her nose sock
9. Interview - she'll see a dog in the mirror
10. Occupational therapy - she'll pull her nose sock out of her tummy
11. Dream analysis - She sees a bone, and the dog tries to come out and stay out
12. DRUG THE DOG!
13. Motivational therapy, she gets her sock back
14. Dream analysis - She's been a chew toy, poor thing.
15. Trigger stimulus - this'll cure her
Kroko
1. Interview, this gets the box off.
2. Drugs - a butterfly paints everything pretty colors
3. Dream analysis - he's scared of a giant sink drain
4. Motivation training - he takes the talk about spreading his wings quite literally, and throws the pillow away, flapping.
5. Musicotherapy - give him a flute
6. Dream analysis - he falls down the drain, goes to a pool of water, doesn't go in
7. Desensitation - drip him with water, he doesn't freak out. If you do this too early, you nearly kill him.
8. Dream analysis - he goes in the water, and we see why he's scared. He was used to mop a floor. Give him back his water bottle, he rejoices and is cured.
Lilo
1.Dream anlysis - she's about to be crushed by the blocks she keeps putting together, to the tune of the Emperor Waltz.
2. Play therapy - give her a tetris game, she'll put the shapes together
3. Dream analysis - same as before, but now she uses her tetris game to save herself, and ends up at a test. Do this *before* she takes the game apart. If she does take the game apart, you'll have to use motivational therapy before you do the dream.
4. Interview - She'll unzip just long enough to pull out a safety pin and stab herself.
5. Paint therapy - She paints herself, openmouthed and red
6. Musicotherapy - she has to pop the bubbles for them to make sound, they form geometric patterns
7. Play therapy - a different toy now, it sounds like a schoolbell, triggering a flashback
8. Wait while she spits out a lot of stuff
9. Crisis line - her owner wants her home.
Sly
1. Dream analysis - Swirly
2. Drugs - lots of mice
3. Dream analysis - he chases after musical snakes
4. Musicotherapy - give him a maraca, he's happy as a snake
5. Dream analysis - his tail is bell-like
6. Interview - he dances
7. Dream analysis - A girl steals part of his tail, he chases her, he gets run over
8. Motivational therapy - if you're on tape two, this is a fun little option. Bit worthless, though.
9. Paint therapy - paints headlights
10. Interview - nothing much happens here yet, until the flashback. Poor thing was used to hide drugs
11. Surgery - repair his rattle, and he's cured.
Dolly
1. Dream analysis - a desert
2. Trigger stimulus - give her a bone, she'll be flashbacked a bit
3. Interview - nothing much here, but it's necessary
4. Same dream, but now she heads towards the woods and gets slurped
5. Occupational therapy - watch her stab herself with knitting needles!
6. Interview - watch her break a mirror!
7. Occupational therapy - now she'll knit a nose-sock
8. Trigger stimulus - a dog'll burst out from her stomach and steal her nose sock
9. Interview - she'll see a dog in the mirror
10. Occupational therapy - she'll pull her nose sock out of her tummy
11. Dream analysis - She sees a bone, and the dog tries to come out and stay out
12. DRUG THE DOG!
13. Motivational therapy, she gets her sock back
14. Dream analysis - She's been a chew toy, poor thing.
15. Trigger stimulus - this'll cure her
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Date: 2005-07-25 10:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-25 10:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-25 10:52 am (UTC)Besides, just because something's socially acceptable treatment of certain members of society, doesn't mean it's not pscyhologically damaging to the object of that treatment.
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Date: 2005-07-25 11:01 am (UTC)