Scary thought I had today....
Jul. 11th, 2005 01:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
In popular sci-fi, humans are often the driving force behind the universe. Monsters and supernatural beings that have destroyed hundreds of sentient species will realize that they're "rather attached to those strange humans". Humans will repeatedly conquer invincible foes, and triumph against insurmountable odds. Often, you see otherwise intelligent people reverting to saying "as the humans say" to express a concept instead of "as the bariaga say" or even using a term from their own culture. The Q put the Enterprise on trial for "humanity's crimes" even when many people on the ship weren't human - nobody else mattered.
In short, humans are the marysues of the universe.
Just kill me now.
In short, humans are the marysues of the universe.
Just kill me now.
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Date: 2005-07-10 10:45 pm (UTC)*pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 10:50 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 10:51 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 11:01 pm (UTC)Basically, you have Pyanfar Chanur and her crew, who are prosperous hani merchants -- hani being one of four oxygen-breathing species and seven (or six, depending on who you ask) total species of the Compact, all of whom are out for themselves and most of whom are politely hostile with one another. One day in port in the middle of a successful trade run, this thing gets aboard The Pride due to Pyanfar not waking up on the paranoid side of the bed that morning. It's big, smelly, funny-shaped, and makes weird noises, and Pyanfar just about shoots it in the head until she realizes that it's writing numbers (on the floor, in its own blood, which is a cool scene). She proceeds on the cautious assumption that it's at least semi-sentient, and trouble ensues because there are kif involved, and hani hate kif while kif see hani as a meal waiting to happen.
Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 11:09 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 11:50 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-11 12:23 am (UTC)The Pride has sequels, but the novel is complete whether you read them or not; it's also tangentially related to her Alliance/Union novels, if you want to find out just what the humans are up to in their own space. The characters in The Pride (even the human, really) don't know what's going on there, either, and don't care much, so it's fine if you don't.
Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 10:52 pm (UTC)Dear Humans,
Stop sucking right now or we're blowing you up. We Mean It.
Love,
The Aliens
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Date: 2005-07-10 10:53 pm (UTC)but its also cool because he feels that dolphins are already intelligent, kinda like lazy poets, and that after a small amount of genetic "nudging" their next generation is comparable and even better than ours, and they even build and crew their own starship. its really a good storyline, you might like it. its 6 novels long and supposedly there are another 3 or 4 coming out! woo hoo! :D
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Date: 2005-07-10 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-10 11:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-10 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 03:25 am (UTC)Hard bet, seeing as it's all written by humans.
And yes, it's botherede me too, but I've just learned to ignore it.
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Date: 2005-07-11 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 02:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 03:22 pm (UTC)The worst thing that'll happen is I'll write you a several page critique.
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Date: 2005-07-11 05:29 am (UTC)"The worthiness of your existence is directly proportional to your ability to plausibly emulate a slightly less "perfect" version my own fairy-tale idealization of myself, while simultaneously concealing any and all evidence of the charade"?
What percentage of human behavior toils in absolute slavery to this single rule?
("YMMV")
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Date: 2005-07-11 07:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 11:48 am (UTC)Also in S.L. Viehl's Stardoc series, the main character is human, but most of the other characters are aliens of some sort and the humans mainly come off looking stupid and bigoted and small with very few exceptions.
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Date: 2005-07-11 01:49 pm (UTC)2. For distinguishing characteristics, try "serials".
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Date: 2005-07-11 02:07 pm (UTC)You'll especially see it in Fantasy. Elves are always aloof and dwarves are always bitter, world weary, and ready for a good fight. There's no such thing as a good goblin - they're either evil or snivling.
Argh!
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Date: 2005-07-10 10:45 pm (UTC)*pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 10:50 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 10:51 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 11:01 pm (UTC)Basically, you have Pyanfar Chanur and her crew, who are prosperous hani merchants -- hani being one of four oxygen-breathing species and seven (or six, depending on who you ask) total species of the Compact, all of whom are out for themselves and most of whom are politely hostile with one another. One day in port in the middle of a successful trade run, this thing gets aboard The Pride due to Pyanfar not waking up on the paranoid side of the bed that morning. It's big, smelly, funny-shaped, and makes weird noises, and Pyanfar just about shoots it in the head until she realizes that it's writing numbers (on the floor, in its own blood, which is a cool scene). She proceeds on the cautious assumption that it's at least semi-sentient, and trouble ensues because there are kif involved, and hani hate kif while kif see hani as a meal waiting to happen.
Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 11:09 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 11:50 pm (UTC)Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-11 12:23 am (UTC)The Pride has sequels, but the novel is complete whether you read them or not; it's also tangentially related to her Alliance/Union novels, if you want to find out just what the humans are up to in their own space. The characters in The Pride (even the human, really) don't know what's going on there, either, and don't care much, so it's fine if you don't.
Re: *pimp hat*
Date: 2005-07-10 10:52 pm (UTC)Dear Humans,
Stop sucking right now or we're blowing you up. We Mean It.
Love,
The Aliens
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Date: 2005-07-10 10:53 pm (UTC)but its also cool because he feels that dolphins are already intelligent, kinda like lazy poets, and that after a small amount of genetic "nudging" their next generation is comparable and even better than ours, and they even build and crew their own starship. its really a good storyline, you might like it. its 6 novels long and supposedly there are another 3 or 4 coming out! woo hoo! :D
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Date: 2005-07-10 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-10 11:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-10 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 03:25 am (UTC)Hard bet, seeing as it's all written by humans.
And yes, it's botherede me too, but I've just learned to ignore it.
no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 02:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 03:22 pm (UTC)The worst thing that'll happen is I'll write you a several page critique.
no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 05:29 am (UTC)"The worthiness of your existence is directly proportional to your ability to plausibly emulate a slightly less "perfect" version my own fairy-tale idealization of myself, while simultaneously concealing any and all evidence of the charade"?
What percentage of human behavior toils in absolute slavery to this single rule?
("YMMV")
no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 07:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 11:48 am (UTC)Also in S.L. Viehl's Stardoc series, the main character is human, but most of the other characters are aliens of some sort and the humans mainly come off looking stupid and bigoted and small with very few exceptions.
no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 01:49 pm (UTC)2. For distinguishing characteristics, try "serials".
no subject
Date: 2005-07-11 02:07 pm (UTC)You'll especially see it in Fantasy. Elves are always aloof and dwarves are always bitter, world weary, and ready for a good fight. There's no such thing as a good goblin - they're either evil or snivling.
Argh!