Y'know, I recognize that this is an unpopular view...

[conuly]

But I feel almost sorry for the Phelps'. It can't be easy going through life without an original thought in your head. And all that hatred! Can you imagine what their schedules must look like?

6:30 Wake up, pray to God to thank him for not killing me
6:45 Shower
7:00 Eat breakfast, pray to God to thank him for feeding me
7:30 Hate gay people
9:00 Pray to God to kill gay people
9:15 Hate non-Christians
10:00 Read the Bible, but not the stuff about loving others
11:00 Read the Bible, but not the stuff about keeping kosher
12:00 Lunch, pray to God to thank him for feeding me, ask him to kill people he (and I!) hate
12:30 Hate gay people....

And on and on and on. When is there time to do things like, say, garden, or work, or not be a fucking asshole?

Poor, unfortunate, deluded souls.

Comments

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! if homosexulaity is okay, then so is incest and beastiality. BWAHAHAHAA!!

Does this mean that I can go fuck my brother who is giraffe?

[yadfothgildloc.livejournal.com]

No. That would be evil, and everyone else would go to hell.

[jackshoegazer.livejournal.com]

Well pooh! Oh well. Does that mean I have to hate everyone who isn't a bible-thumping hypocritical Christian whose never read the Bible?

[absurdixie.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes you may. You may also smite them.

It says so in the bible.

I swear.