*hums happily*

[conuly]

As you may or may not know, I have a teether. I had lost my teether, actually, which didn't seem like such a big deal until I realized that 1. I was eating more and 2. it wasn't helping to eat more, as I was still chewing my cheeks all the time, causing me to have gaping wounds.

But I have found it, and (after giving it a thorough scrubbing) commenced rejoicing.

Honestly, I cannot reccommend this thing enough. I imagine that actually teething people (such as toddlers and babies) like it as well. It's got the two water-filled chewy sections, which turn nice and cold with refrigeration, the two hoop-like sections which let you get the back teeth, and the bumpy section, which just feels nice (the stripy section feels weird, but 5/6 isn't half bad!).

The only problem is that it looks silly. This might not concern a child, but it concerns me, and it leaves me chewing my cheeks whilst in public - pens are filthy. I need to find a more discreet alternative for being in public, because, really, without it I have massive injuries. And I gain weight.

This has been an unpaid ad, courtesy of my inner cheeks, which are quite happy to have this chance to heal.

Edit: Oh, and I forgot to mention that it makes a pleasant rattle sound when you shake it. Not really what I do all day, but if I can get pleasure out of rattlerattle, so can your average baby.

Comments

[elfster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's what I need. A teether!

I chew the inside of my cheeks till they're sore and bleeding, I chew my fingers, I chew just about anything else I can fit in my mouth and I'm always wanting to eat something so I don't chew myself (I'm lucky I have a fast metabolism).

[conuly]

Honestly, it looks silly, and it sounds silly, but I was never so happy as they day I caved and bought it.