So, that bacon cheddar ranch commercial...

[conuly]

For those who (happily) haven't seen it, it's vaguely akin to what I've seen of Japanese commercials, but... not.

Some guy (who apparently is Hootie) is standing in a very fake cowboy outfit, and he starts to sing, to the tune of Big Rock Candy Mountain...

Well, I can't type out the lyrics. The full commercial (which I'd never seen, lucky me) can be found here. It's really scary. The scariest part of it, though, is that the sandwich actually sounds really good, but I can't fucking get one because of that stupid commercial!!!! Argh.

And I know I'm slow, but it was in The Boondocks today, so. If you really want the lyrics, they're here.

Edit: So, wait, did none of you connect lyrics to images? You didn't realize that the woman with the huge cleavage appears with the line "the breasts they grow on trees", or that the women showing off their butts appear with the "train of women coming with a nice caboose" line?

Comments

[leora.livejournal.com]

People underestimate the power of a bad commercial. I'm still boycotting Old Navy, and it's been years. I don't think it was even in this millenium. But their commercials were just that bad.

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Their commercials still are bad, far as I'm concerned. I've been boycotting Old Navy for years, too.

[deceptica]

Very true. I'm still annoyed with one of our banks here because of their commercial in which a woman had a loud orgasm every time someone told her about her stock options, even though they stopped showing that one years ago. And I don't like a certain shoe chain either because of all their damn oversexed commercials - yeah, lesbians french-kissing have so much to do with shoes.

(By the way, remembering the examples above, I don't find this particular commercial that bad in comparison. ;-))