So, that bacon cheddar ranch commercial...

[conuly]

For those who (happily) haven't seen it, it's vaguely akin to what I've seen of Japanese commercials, but... not.

Some guy (who apparently is Hootie) is standing in a very fake cowboy outfit, and he starts to sing, to the tune of Big Rock Candy Mountain...

Well, I can't type out the lyrics. The full commercial (which I'd never seen, lucky me) can be found here. It's really scary. The scariest part of it, though, is that the sandwich actually sounds really good, but I can't fucking get one because of that stupid commercial!!!! Argh.

And I know I'm slow, but it was in The Boondocks today, so. If you really want the lyrics, they're here.

Edit: So, wait, did none of you connect lyrics to images? You didn't realize that the woman with the huge cleavage appears with the line "the breasts they grow on trees", or that the women showing off their butts appear with the "train of women coming with a nice caboose" line?

Comments

[neurotica0.livejournal.com]

AHA! (http://www.joeytomatoes.com/burgerkingfantasyranch05.htm)

Ya wow, that's a horrible commercial. But, strangely enough, I won't the sandwich and I don't like cheddar or ranch! Wow, does sex really sell that well?

Weird typo

[neurotica0.livejournal.com]

won't=want

[phibby.livejournal.com]

You can find shorter versions of it here (http://whoyoutalkinat.blog-city.com/). ("Commercial Potential" on the right side of the page.) The 15- and 30-second clips aren't nearly as bad as the full version, and they're the ones that are played on TV more often. In fact, I don't think I've seen the 60-second one ever, and I've seen the commercial quite a few times.

So, really, sex wouldn't sell that well since they don't play the entirely sexed-up version that often! ;)