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Person A: Do you want this to happen?
Me: By "this" do you mean "blank" or "thingy"?
Person A: *repeats entire first question*
Me: *stares*

WTF?

I know what you said, you moron! Please, tell me what you meant so I can answer your question.

Finding change in the house is hard work, especially when the house is freezing. Brr.

Date: 2005-01-24 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mortaine.livejournal.com
My favorite conversation was a couple of weeks ago:

J: "I have a problem with the way 'OEM' is defined in the manual..."
Me: "How do you mean?"
J: *pauses for a long time* "Like in a dictionary..."
Me: "Yes, yes. I understand that. I meant, what's wrong with it?"
J: *another long pause* "I don't understand the definition..."

He actually at one point said "I can read the words and understand each word, but put together, they make no sense."

Which was essentially his way of telling me "the way the manuals use OEM is incorrect. Fix it."

When I told him "It sounds like they're wrong," he seemed so disappointed, like they shouldn't be wrong, perhaps. I would have thought he'd be happy to be right....

Date: 2005-01-24 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] interactiveleaf.livejournal.com
I've had that conversation more times than I've been able to forget about. But I keep *trying* to forget . . .

Date: 2005-01-24 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-chaos-by-699.livejournal.com
I think a lot of times people just don't listen. They respond to what they want to hear, or what they think they're hearing, or even what they're afraid to hear.

Date: 2005-01-24 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] literalgirl.livejournal.com
Yes. Stupid.

Date: 2005-01-24 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eofs.livejournal.com
Today I responded to "how was your time away?" with "Finland."

Date: 2005-01-24 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bastardsword.livejournal.com
My mom replies questions non-sensically all the time.

Dad: Is this a clementine?
Mom: The smaller ones are.
Dad: ...But is THIS one a clementine?
Mom: The smaller ones are!
Dad: There is only one fruit in front of me, thus I cannot compare it to other orange fruit, thus, I do not know if this is a 'smaller one.'
Mom: I told you, the smaller ones are!

K: What should I do know?
Mom: Wash the.
K: ...

-Kimothy

Date: 2005-01-24 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eofs.livejournal.com
Uh... I understand that your mum's answer didn't really help your dad, since he couldn't compare it to any other fruit, but then neither could she. If she knows that the clementines are the small ones and has nothing to compare the fruit in question to, she's no better equipped than he - how else could she answer?

We recently had some incredibly large clementines, similarly large mandarins and somewhat small naval oranges. With all three nets together, I could just about tell them apart (though would always have to check the tags for sure.) In isolation, I would absolutely not have been able to tell the clementines from the mandarins, and could probably have mistaken the naval oranges for either.

Date: 2005-01-24 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mortaine.livejournal.com
My favorite conversation was a couple of weeks ago:

J: "I have a problem with the way 'OEM' is defined in the manual..."
Me: "How do you mean?"
J: *pauses for a long time* "Like in a dictionary..."
Me: "Yes, yes. I understand that. I meant, what's wrong with it?"
J: *another long pause* "I don't understand the definition..."

He actually at one point said "I can read the words and understand each word, but put together, they make no sense."

Which was essentially his way of telling me "the way the manuals use OEM is incorrect. Fix it."

When I told him "It sounds like they're wrong," he seemed so disappointed, like they shouldn't be wrong, perhaps. I would have thought he'd be happy to be right....

Date: 2005-01-24 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] interactiveleaf.livejournal.com
I've had that conversation more times than I've been able to forget about. But I keep *trying* to forget . . .

Date: 2005-01-24 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-chaos-by-699.livejournal.com
I think a lot of times people just don't listen. They respond to what they want to hear, or what they think they're hearing, or even what they're afraid to hear.

Date: 2005-01-24 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] literalgirl.livejournal.com
Yes. Stupid.

Date: 2005-01-24 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eofs.livejournal.com
Today I responded to "how was your time away?" with "Finland."

Date: 2005-01-24 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bastardsword.livejournal.com
My mom replies questions non-sensically all the time.

Dad: Is this a clementine?
Mom: The smaller ones are.
Dad: ...But is THIS one a clementine?
Mom: The smaller ones are!
Dad: There is only one fruit in front of me, thus I cannot compare it to other orange fruit, thus, I do not know if this is a 'smaller one.'
Mom: I told you, the smaller ones are!

K: What should I do know?
Mom: Wash the.
K: ...

-Kimothy

Date: 2005-01-24 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eofs.livejournal.com
Uh... I understand that your mum's answer didn't really help your dad, since he couldn't compare it to any other fruit, but then neither could she. If she knows that the clementines are the small ones and has nothing to compare the fruit in question to, she's no better equipped than he - how else could she answer?

We recently had some incredibly large clementines, similarly large mandarins and somewhat small naval oranges. With all three nets together, I could just about tell them apart (though would always have to check the tags for sure.) In isolation, I would absolutely not have been able to tell the clementines from the mandarins, and could probably have mistaken the naval oranges for either.

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