Thank you, genepool23!

[conuly]

Disclaimer stickers for textbooks.

My favorite is: This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.

*grins*

Comments

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

Heh. That's excellent. As a disgruntled resident of the state that spawned this whole controversy, I definitely approve of the parody...

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

must...not...print out...!

*fails, and prints*

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

Yeah... what was it... the law ... of gravity? : þ

Saw it earlier to-day on Sensible Erection (http://www.sensibleerection.com). best place to go for a variety of what the net has to offer.

[hopefulnebula]

Too frelling hilarious. *sends it to everyone*

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

Why am I not doing evolution at school?
Bah the GCSE Science bulletin. Even though I'm doing triple :)
These are great!

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am so printing that out to distribute among the paleontology department.

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

True enough.

It's just a damn shame that evolution presents no direct experimental validation such as would be analogous to dropping a brick on the dissenter's foot.

THUNK!

"You're absolutely right - it is just a theory!"

:-D

[squittycat.livejournal.com]

Hey, well the world isn't actually spherical. Very nearly spherical, maybe. But definitely not spherical.

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

Heh. That's excellent. As a disgruntled resident of the state that spawned this whole controversy, I definitely approve of the parody...

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

must...not...print out...!

*fails, and prints*

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

Yeah... what was it... the law ... of gravity? : þ

Saw it earlier to-day on Sensible Erection (http://www.sensibleerection.com). best place to go for a variety of what the net has to offer.

[hopefulnebula]

Too frelling hilarious. *sends it to everyone*

[thetwistedsista.livejournal.com]

Why am I not doing evolution at school?
Bah the GCSE Science bulletin. Even though I'm doing triple :)
These are great!

[ladytalon.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am so printing that out to distribute among the paleontology department.

[dkmnow.livejournal.com]

True enough.

It's just a damn shame that evolution presents no direct experimental validation such as would be analogous to dropping a brick on the dissenter's foot.

THUNK!

"You're absolutely right - it is just a theory!"

:-D

[squittycat.livejournal.com]

Hey, well the world isn't actually spherical. Very nearly spherical, maybe. But definitely not spherical.