A few unrelated questions
Aug. 12th, 2025 02:23 pm(Some of which I may have asked before, in which case, forgive me.)
1. People often do say that the English subjunctive is in decline. However, literally nobody I've ever heard say this has provided any sort of evidence. Is there any data on this other than "yeah, feels that way to me"?
1a. I've also heard that the subjunctive, or at least some forms of the subjunctive, is more common in USA English than UK English, from somewhat more authoritative sources but with roughly the same amount of evidence.
2. I got into it with somebody on the subject of "flammable/inflammable". I am aware that there are signs that warn about inflammable materials, and also signs warning about flammable materials. Is it actually the case that anybody has ever been confused and thought they were being warned that something could not catch on fire? Or is that just an urban legend / just-so story to explain why the two words mean the same thing and can be found on the same sorts of signs?
3. Not a language question! I've recently found one of the Myth Adventures books in my house. Gosh, I haven't re-read these in 20 years. Worth a re-read, or oh god no, save it for the recycle bin?
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1. People often do say that the English subjunctive is in decline. However, literally nobody I've ever heard say this has provided any sort of evidence. Is there any data on this other than "yeah, feels that way to me"?
1a. I've also heard that the subjunctive, or at least some forms of the subjunctive, is more common in USA English than UK English, from somewhat more authoritative sources but with roughly the same amount of evidence.
2. I got into it with somebody on the subject of "flammable/inflammable". I am aware that there are signs that warn about inflammable materials, and also signs warning about flammable materials. Is it actually the case that anybody has ever been confused and thought they were being warned that something could not catch on fire? Or is that just an urban legend / just-so story to explain why the two words mean the same thing and can be found on the same sorts of signs?
3. Not a language question! I've recently found one of the Myth Adventures books in my house. Gosh, I haven't re-read these in 20 years. Worth a re-read, or oh god no, save it for the recycle bin?
A shocking record: Lightning bolt stretched 515 miles, crossed three states
Tomatoes randomly mated with another plant 9 million years ago. The result? Potatoes.
Trucks and Tuks: Decorated Vehicles of South Asia – in pictures
Don’t Be Cruel: Photos of a Roma performer fighting discrimination, one Elvis song at a time
He died in the Empress of Ireland shipwreck. A century later, his belongings found his family
Three September 11 victims' remains identified by new genetic techniques after nearly 24 years
Hungry goat herds help fight fires in Spain's Catalonia
Feel sticky this summer? That's because it's been record muggy East of the Rockies (No shit!)
Israel protesters intensify pressure against plan to expand Gaza war
Pets end up in LA shelters after owners detained in immigration raids
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Date: 2025-08-11 10:08 am (UTC)I could produce cites.
If however you are encountering anyone pearl clutching about the decline of the English Subjunctive, you should be suspicious, because not only has it not been a key component of English for half a millenium at LEAST, the French had to go and invent the conditional because they didn't want to use THEIR subjunctive in everyday contexts.
I regret to take this stance, because I do love the subjunctive. If you are encountering ME bemoaning the loss of the subjunctive, I have, of course, only the purest motives.
But I also love the "do..." phrasing, which is unique to english and uniquely punchy.
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Date: 2025-08-11 11:02 am (UTC)German has a verb "tun" that sounds like a cognate for "do", but is much more narrowly applied: IIRC it's used as a "real" verb but not so much as a helper.
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Date: 2025-08-11 11:12 am (UTC)I later worked in a European English lang/lit dept which had both premodern lit types and hist-ling types many of whom were native German speakers, and while "tun" was used as COMPARISON in teaching, it was not posed as an origin.
As an A1-2 lvl student of German (online) I had teachers asking me if I was a native francophone, and I believe that a key factor in that was that I NEVER default to "tun". While French being my L2 helps, I also had early modernists drill into me that the English "do" is _weird_, was weird in Shakespeares day and got weirder. There are two French words which might translate to make/do but I reckon I throw "tun" in LESS than an average francophone might if I was trying to get the same idea across. I would, in fact, be MORE likely to grope for the subjunctive which I have not yet mastered.
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Date: 2025-08-12 12:02 pm (UTC)I studied French in second grade, Spanish in high school, and German in grad school (I had picked up a smattering of it, but needed more in order to pass a reading test required for my graduate program. One of my math teachers handed me a textbook written in German, and said "pick a chapter, produce a written translation, and come back when you're done. By the end of the year, please.") While taking German, I often found myself floundering for a vocabulary word and coming out with a Spanish word in German word-order.
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Date: 2025-08-11 09:34 pm (UTC)Padron my uses of the subjunctive in this reply
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Date: 2025-08-11 02:45 pm (UTC)I wouldn't be surprised if some of this came from a well-meaning and/or cynical person thinking "my idiot brother in law doesn't know what this means and almost burned down the garage, other people might not either."
I use a medication that is shipped in a cooler, with a prominent label of the standard "NO" red circile and slash, ans a penguin in the middle. We're pretty sure they mean "do not freeze" rather than "keep this away from penguins," but it does remind me that there are a lot of picture road signs that only make sense if you aldeady know what they're talking about, like a picture of a thermometer and some wavy lines to mean "warning: bridge freezes before road."
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Date: 2025-08-11 04:52 pm (UTC)For some reason, I thought of this, from Guys and Dolls:
Sky Masterson:
When I was a young man about to go out into the world, my father says to me a very valuable thing. He says to me like this: "Son,” the old guy says, “I am sorry that I am not able to bankroll you to a very large start, but not having any potatoes to give you I am now going to stake you to some very valuable advice. One of these days in your travels a guy is going to come to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you stand there you are going to wind up with an earful of cider.” Now, Nathan, I do not claim that you have been clocking Mindy's cheesecake—
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Date: 2025-08-12 12:06 am (UTC)I am aware that there are signs that warn about inflammable materials, and also signs warning about flammable materials.
I was NOT aware that there were signs warning about NON-flammable materials!