O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree

[conuly]

I got you at Home Depot
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You got needles all over the Lyft
And I'm not sure we have enough
Lights or decorations or stuff
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
This song doesn't rhyme or scan!

Comments

[bibliofile]

Ooh, I bet it smells good though.

Rhyme isn't necessary.

Remember to water it. (The Consumer Protection Bureau is on Bluesky, and they keep posting PSAs saying that real Xmas trees burn faster than paper.)

[conuly]

Rhyme isn't necessary.

Maybe, but scansion at least would've been nice. Oh well.

[zhelana]

Don't get needles in the Lyft - they'll charge you $150 cleaning fee!

[conuly]

Too late now, the needles have been cast.

[landofnowhere]

*grin*

[adafrog]

lol

[moxie_man]

I've had the same purchased at steep discount after fake Christmas tree now for nearly 20 years. A "Martha Stewart" model from K-Mart. "Realistic with over 1,000 tips you can rearrange".

After nearly 20 years, it is very realistic as it sheds needles like the real deal. :)