On one hand, using semicolons instead of commas when either would do would absolutely reduce the number of commas in my writing.
On the other hand, I'd then look like the sort of dweeb who uses semicolons on reddit. And when I say I'd look that way, I mean I'd absolutely be that way. Plus, would I really be accomplishing anything besides fooling myself? What I really need to do is either a. let it go or b. start rewriting my sentences to be comma-free, ideally without making them choppy.
Hm.
Is it possible I want too much? Are all these goals actually achievable at the same time?
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On the other hand, I'd then look like the sort of dweeb who uses semicolons on reddit. And when I say I'd look that way, I mean I'd absolutely be that way. Plus, would I really be accomplishing anything besides fooling myself? What I really need to do is either a. let it go or b. start rewriting my sentences to be comma-free, ideally without making them choppy.
Hm.
Is it possible I want too much? Are all these goals actually achievable at the same time?
The Outsiders: The letter that inspired a cult classic
China showcases its first lightweight lunar spacesuit designed for 2030 moon landing
Black hole shot a beam through space. NASA snapped stunning footage.
Spanish mother and daughter train bacteria to restore church frescoes
Port strikes end with deal on wages, averting economic disaster
‘I am going to die’: North Dakota teen in runaway vehicle saved by crashing into police car
Newsom vetoes bill that would have required speed-limit alert systems in new cars
Millions depend on the Mississippi—but the mighty river is running dry
Far right wins close Austria election, a boost for Putin
Switzerland and Italy redraw border due to melting glaciers
Helene’s powerful storm surge killed 12 near Tampa. They didn’t have to die