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Poll #31858 Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 37

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I think so, Brain, but....

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where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
1 (2.7%)

if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
4 (10.8%)

I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
3 (8.1%)

the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
0 (0.0%)

first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
4 (10.8%)

what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
2 (5.4%)

if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
0 (0.0%)

I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.
0 (0.0%)

if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
0 (0.0%)

if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.
1 (2.7%)

don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?
1 (2.7%)

if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
1 (2.7%)

wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
1 (2.7%)

three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
0 (0.0%)

three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!
0 (0.0%)

how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?
1 (2.7%)

if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
0 (0.0%)

why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurais?
2 (5.4%)

I find scratching just makes it worse.
2 (5.4%)

wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
0 (0.0%)

why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
1 (2.7%)

if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
0 (0.0%)

what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
0 (0.0%)

instant karma's always so lumpy.
0 (0.0%)

then I would have to know what "pondering" is, wouldn't I?
0 (0.0%)

a show about two talking lab mice? Hoo! It'll never get on the air
0 (0.0%)

even if we found a tuxedo to fit a blowfish, who would marry it?
1 (2.7%)

suppose we do the hokey pokey and turn ourselves around? Is that what it's really all about
2 (5.4%)

what if our dance routine was stolen by our crosstown rivals, then we have to go first at the dance-off
0 (0.0%)

do you really think we could train bees to make mustard?
0 (0.0%)

a banana hammock? Ooh, not as comfortable as it sounds.
0 (0.0%)

if seven "ate" nine, did ten "jack" queen?
1 (2.7%)

if the sun'll come out tomorrow, what's it doing right now?
0 (0.0%)

after eating newspaper all day, do I really need the extra fiber?
0 (0.0%)

how are we gonna teach a goat to dance with flippers on?
0 (0.0%)

a codpiece made from a real fish would get smelly after a while, wouldn’t it?
0 (0.0%)

if running shoes had little feet, wouldn't they need their own shoes?
0 (0.0%)

You draw the bath and I'll fetch the alka-seltzers and candles!
0 (0.0%)

if a ham can operate a radio, why can't a pig set a VCR?
1 (2.7%)

I didn’t know 90210 was a real zip code! Will Tori be there?
0 (0.0%)

do I have what it take to be the 'Lord of the Dance'?
0 (0.0%)

where are we going to get a trained octopus at this time of night?
3 (8.1%)

is Chippendale's ready for 'The Full Pinky'?
1 (2.7%)

won't Mr. Hoover notice a missing evening gown?
3 (8.1%)

shouldn't we let the silk worms finish the boxer shorts before we put them on?
1 (2.7%)

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Comments

[thewayne]

The one that I always fall back on is "But me and Pippy Longstocking? What ever would the children look like?!"

I would definitely go and see Snow White and the Seven Samurai!

[conuly]

The one I always fall back on is the one where Pinky admits that he's probably not pondering what Brain is pondering, which ultimately leads them to agree, somewhat circularly, that in this one case they're pondering the same thing, namely, that the odds of them pondering the same thing right now are very low.

But the entire quote was too long to fit in the poll.

[thewayne]

Excellent show, regardless.

[kshandra]

"But I can promise you they would be loved - each and every one of them."

(My fallback is "But where will we find leather pants in our size?")

[agoodwinsmith]

Thank you!

[conuly]

Go answer the poll!

[agoodwinsmith]

Okay okay!

[chanter1944]

Jean-Claude van Darn... *giggles* I remember that one!

[conuly]

:)

You can tell he's Belgian, it's the only place where names like that make sense.

[darkoshi]

Ooh, I want to submit photos of some of my cassettes to that audio cassette gallery! Saving the link.

[conuly]

:D

[elainegrey]

Thank you for that youtube!

[conuly]

And thank you for voting in the poll :)

[madamoiselle_sambuca]

What the actual fuck??????

[conuly]

That seems rather extreme.

[madamoiselle_sambuca]

I'm just commenting on the poll subject. I find it utterly hilarious!! :D :D :D I love Pinky and the Brain! Narf!!

[foms]

I was peripheral to some of those circles, in Montreal, in the late 1980s and early '90s.

[conuly]

I kinda want to engage with your comment with a :) or something but I also want to tell you to vote in the poll because... um... I can't help but feel like the unvoted on options are lonely

[foms]

Poor, unvoted options. I wanted "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."

[med_cat]

LOL re video

[conuly]

Yes, but please vote in the poll! *lab rat eyes*

[med_cat]

I cannot deny a pleading "lab rat" ;))

Have voted, but it was difficult to choose just one option!

[med_cat]

My husband really liked the "Pinky and the Brain" video, so: thanks ;)

(I sent the YT link to him, figuring he'd probably like it, as he used to hum this song :P )

[adafrog]

I love this group so much.