This is why I've never embarked on a life of crime

[conuly]

Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book

I'd get caught just like that!

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Oh, definitely!
9 (19.6%)

Well... depends on the genre
9 (19.6%)

Honestly, just steal the book too!
28 (60.9%)

Comments

[jessie_c]

Where's the option for 'all of the above'?

[james]

Because you have to check out the first few pages to see if you wanna steal it, then it's two hours later and the cops are waiting for you to finish the chapter.

[conuly]

You know, I never can keep track of whether I've finished a chapter and started a new one.

[adafrog]

Very good point!

[siderea]

Achilles' last victim.

[thewayne]

I saw that headline!

[minoanmiss]

Precisely.