This is why I've never embarked on a life of crime

[conuly]

Suspected burglar caught after sitting down with book

I'd get caught just like that!

Poll #31773

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Oh, definitely!
9 (19.6%)

Well... depends on the genre
9 (19.6%)

Honestly, just steal the book too!
28 (60.9%)