Two bird things
Mar. 24th, 2024 01:20 pmFirst is not really a bird thing. I was washing out the birdbath when all of a sudden I was reminded, for no apparent reason, of the punchline to a joke I must have heard 20+ years ago. Not even the joke itself, which I had to reconstruct - just the terrible punchline. And here it is:
"Oh no! It's Buffet, the vampire slayer!"
You're welcome.
Secondly, I happened to just now glance out the window and what do you think I saw? Seven turkeys! I'm not sure I can be held responsible for this. They're turkeys. If they walk around like they own the place it's because they pretty much do. They go in lots of yards, they've been in this neighborhood forever, it's not the birdseed.
...yes, I will keep telling myself that.
"Oh no! It's Buffet, the vampire slayer!"
You're welcome.
Secondly, I happened to just now glance out the window and what do you think I saw? Seven turkeys! I'm not sure I can be held responsible for this. They're turkeys. If they walk around like they own the place it's because they pretty much do. They go in lots of yards, they've been in this neighborhood forever, it's not the birdseed.
...yes, I will keep telling myself that.
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Date: 2024-03-21 06:27 pm (UTC)unless you've roasted a nice one, and want praise. then you can count it as your doing