If it turns out she's been murdered and eaten I'll probably feel bad for saying this...

[conuly]

but I still don't care about the British Royal Family and their shenanigans, and only harbor a vague resentment that I know enough about them to have any sort of opinion at all.

With that said, I don't know what's up with that photo or what, but making/asking/allowing Kate to apologize for meddling with it was shitty. Even if she was the one who did that poor editing job (for fun? to hide scars? as a plea for help?) they could throw the blame on some unnamed nobody, surely! Somebody safely imaginary who isn't going through a trying time - and whatever's going on must be very trying. It certainly sounds that way.

But whatever, she's probably in rehab or something. I mean, wouldn't you be if you had to deal with all this nonsense all the time? (And couldn't those people afford better photo manipulation? I mean, really! They have enough money!)

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[conuly]

Well, as conspiracy theories go, I'm sorry to say that yours isn't very interesting.

And honestly, I will say this much for the conspiracy theorists - if the answer is "this was a planned surgery that had to be bumped up when it became urgent and then led to complications and she's just not capable of being on display right now" then they really ought to have said all that from the start.

I expect these people to understand basic PR 101 - or at least hire people who do.

[frandroid]

They probably hire people who do, and then interfere with their better judgement all the time. :)

[gatheringrivers]

That would NOT surprise me.

[smokingboot]

You want interesting? I can't give you that, but I can give you lurid.

Word's been out for a while that Kate's not into 'pegging' which - some hideous gossips say - is William's thing. In fact, Kate's not really into sex much, understandable really. However, the whole Rose Hanbury thing never goes away, and it's been reported that Kate always looks miserable/ haggard/thin. Some are saying that she's bunked off with the kids, the more desperate claim that she's been murdered. Almost no-one takes seriously the claim that she doctored the photos. It's just another PR godsend of the kind that jettisoned the Duke of Pork into the spotlight. Honestly, these people do not know what they are doing.