Since the billionaire cagematch doesn't appear to be happening

[conuly]

I guess we'll have to resort to polls!

Poll #29506 Locked in a room!

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The two rivals/frenemies/nemeses of your choice are locked in a room. Do they...

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Fight it out
2 (4.4%)

Talk it out
1 (2.2%)

Hug it out
0 (0.0%)

Snark it out
17 (37.8%)

Literally have a dick-measuring contest
11 (24.4%)

Sex, sex, and more sex
14 (31.1%)

Were the people who locked them in there expecting

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Cagefight!
28 (60.9%)

A rational coming together of minds to put aside differences
6 (13.0%)

Sex, sex, and more sex
12 (26.1%)

Should I have made those checkboxes instead?

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Yes
32 (78.0%)

No
9 (22.0%)

Also, I maaaaaaaay have initiated yet another She-Ra rewatch. So bonus question!

Poll #29507

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Between seasons 1 and 4, who would go along with a plan to lock Catra and Adora in a room together?

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Adora
1 (8.3%)

Bow
7 (58.3%)

Castaspella
1 (8.3%)

Catra
1 (8.3%)

Double Trouble
4 (33.3%)

Entrapta
7 (58.3%)

Frosta
2 (16.7%)

Glimmer
6 (50.0%)

Hordak
1 (8.3%)

Huntara
1 (8.3%)

Kyle
4 (33.3%)

Light Hope
0 (0.0%)

Lonnie
3 (25.0%)

Madam Razz
4 (33.3%)

Mermista
4 (33.3%)

Netossa
2 (16.7%)

Octavia
1 (8.3%)

Perfuma
4 (33.3%)

Scorpia
9 (75.0%)

Shadow Weaver
2 (16.7%)

Spinnarella
1 (8.3%)

Swift Wind
6 (50.0%)

Some character named in the original show or the extra material but not in the show itself
0 (0.0%)

Some other named character I inexplicably forgot
1 (8.3%)

Comments

[conuly]

Shit, I forgot Rogelio. I swear, he was on my list! I must have misplaced him when I alphabetized. And also Queen Angella, but her, I legit forgot.

[peoriapeoriawhereart]

Delgado's native Cockney. Is there enough tape to feed to an A.I.?

[viggorlijah]

I don’t see Glimmer agreeing at all, she would be too protective and suspicious. Glimmer is so woefully straight it takes ages for her to twig that they’re in love

[conuly]

Glimmer is also... kinda... Catra-lite. They fight the same way, using their greater speed and agility to overwhelm bigger, more powerful opponents. They strategize the same way, using distractions and deception to achieve their goals. They're both afflicted with, what did Netossa call it, overwhelming hubris mixed with crippling insecurities. They both are super sensitive to criticism or even the idea of a hint of criticism - Glimmer says the same thing in her first episode that she says right before she runs off to turn on the Heart of Etheria - why can't you just trust me? (Nevermind that they all trust Glimmer a lot and cut her a lot of slack, the few times they push back it's "oh, you never trust me".) And they get super jealous over their friends the same way too. Glimmer is not as toxic about it, but her behavior at Princess Prom wasn't that far different from Catra's behavior that time she hit Lonnie because Lonnie was Adora's friend. Just more mature, because she's not six and also because she's not as... well... mentally unwell.

(And again, that might actually not be a good thing. Everybody, including Catra, recognizes that her behavior and thought patterns and lack of emotional control are a serious problem. All that's left is for her to seek help and get it. Glimmer and everybody around her probably go "Well, it's not that bad, it's not like she's literally Catra.")