Had a dream where I went to walk the dogs
Apr. 23rd, 2023 10:29 pmbut it was difficult for them to walk because they were dogs but they were also potatoes.
You'd think it would also be difficult for them to pee, being potatoes, but no, that happened. They got themselves all wet, though, as they lacked legs with which to lift themselves above their own pee.
Also, for some reason we had three of them. Every time I have a dream involving our pets recently, we have one or two more than we actually have. I don't care how much my brain hints at this, though, no new pets are arriving until some of the older pets leave.
In real world news, Callie jumped on the bed, saw Moonpie, and didn't hiss at her. She just settled down at the other end of the bed! I sat down and did the math and realized Callie has known Moonpie literally half her life by now. Progress can be slow with her.
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You'd think it would also be difficult for them to pee, being potatoes, but no, that happened. They got themselves all wet, though, as they lacked legs with which to lift themselves above their own pee.
Also, for some reason we had three of them. Every time I have a dream involving our pets recently, we have one or two more than we actually have. I don't care how much my brain hints at this, though, no new pets are arriving until some of the older pets leave.
In real world news, Callie jumped on the bed, saw Moonpie, and didn't hiss at her. She just settled down at the other end of the bed! I sat down and did the math and realized Callie has known Moonpie literally half her life by now. Progress can be slow with her.
Find Out If Your Ancestor Is Among These 19th-Century Silhouettes in This Newly Digitized Collection
Historic Photos of New York Socialites Attending the Easter Parade
The Hatfield Moose Family
A moose was apparently hungry, so he went inside an Alaska hospital and began chewing on plants
Refrigerators of the Past: A Fascinating Look at Vintage Refrigerator Ads and Photos from the 1920s to 1950s (I don't know if this is an accurate sampling of the ads, but compare the number of daughters to the number of sons!)
Nutrition Science’s Most Preposterous Result
Watch an elephant peel a banana with her trunk in incredible first–of-its-kind footage
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