My sister recently informed me that I have too many hills on which I intend to die

[conuly]

She's quite right, of course, and one day I'll write out a short and not at all comprehensive list of them for your amusement.

Today, though, I'll restrict myself to two, and I'll explain why when I'm done.

1. Data is a mass noun and not a count noun.

2. The "less or fewer" distinction is not a rule of traditional grammar, and whoever told you that lied to you. It's a made up zombie rule (technical term!) literally invented by some dude in the 1700s and ignored by careful, educated writers and speakers ever since.

If you're wondering why I picked those two, here's why:

If you combine them, you run the risk of referring to something or other having fewer data, and that's just... that's just wrong. It's just wrong. I'm sorry, I can't be descriptivist about this, I think it was in The New Yorker or something and it's wrong. It's all wrong.

You can't say "fewer data" and shame on you if you do it anyway.

Comments

[james]

I intend to die on the following hills:

You don't pluralise a word by adding apostrophe s.
Dialogue and action plus the beginning of a new paragraph - when to do it and when to not do it.
A drabble is 100 words.
No, Mulder/Skully is NOT SLASH. Slash does not mean "not canon".

[conuly]

Skully?

[james]

I never watched the show, I'm allowed to misspelled her name. ;-) But I rage at the clouds anyhow!