Lizziey is playing the Sims right now. Silly girl.

[conuly]

Me: Lizziey, I want the internet.
Lizziey: Well, I'm on the computer.
Me: I know. You're playing the Sims. I want the internet.
Lizziey: But that'd mean going on the computer.
Me: Lizziey, you twit! You're sitting right next to my laptop!
Lizziey: But I need the mouse!
Me: Lizziey! Moron! There's a mouse attatched to the computer!
Lizziey: But then where would you sit?

*screams*

Anyway, we got it sorted out.

Do you know, on the Sims, there's no option to breastfeed? I'm not happy. Lizziey's not happy. *sighs*

Comments

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that there was no option to breastfeed.

[conuly]

Well, if there is one, she doesn't know how to access it. Her sims just had a baby, and they give it bottles. Without picking it up from the crib. And they toss it up and down in the air.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

So, there's no "Good Parent" mode? Fascinating.

[conuly]

Apparently. Infants do NOT get thrown around. This is BAD.

And yet, that's what they do on the Sims.

[feathered.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you forget to take into account that sims are not human. I'm sure that their breastmilk is made up of some sort of toxin, given the bad life habits of the sims. They have no choice but to pump their kids with specially engineered formula. If they attempted breastfeeding, I'm sure they would kill their children. Those sims are freaks, believe me.

At least, that's always been my rational for it.

I wonder if the Sims 2 will allow breastfeeding.

[conuly]

1. *gigglesnorts like mad*
2. Rationale. Because it's weird.
3. Probably not. There might be KIDS playing!

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Aaand don't forget, one can get two guys (or gils, but they have the equipment to breastfeed) together enough to recieve a baby.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

no, she does pick up the kid. :)

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

you can> how. i wasould absofreakinglutely love a gay couple. it would fit me perfectly. ^{i am bisexual}

[firingneurons.livejournal.com]

Just make them fall in love just like you would a hetero couple. If they don't already live together, they'll get the 'move in' option which is the gay Sims equivalent to getting married. Then just wait for the adoption call for your little baby!

[spankmepink.livejournal.com]

My Sims (Both male and very in love *gasp*) adopted their baby so I figured that was why there wasn't an option to breastfeed. I never even thought about it.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Well, you do it EXACTLY the same way you get a straight couple. Everyone in the Sims is bi.

:D

[push-the-limits.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Yeah...my son made a Sim after me, and she's gay.

[conuly]

Well, technically not only can adoptive parents breastfeed, but so can men (though that's not very easy).

At any rate, her couple was straight. And probably had a kid the standard way.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that there was no option to breastfeed.

[conuly]

Well, if there is one, she doesn't know how to access it. Her sims just had a baby, and they give it bottles. Without picking it up from the crib. And they toss it up and down in the air.

[staircase-wit.livejournal.com]

So, there's no "Good Parent" mode? Fascinating.

[conuly]

Apparently. Infants do NOT get thrown around. This is BAD.

And yet, that's what they do on the Sims.

[feathered.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you forget to take into account that sims are not human. I'm sure that their breastmilk is made up of some sort of toxin, given the bad life habits of the sims. They have no choice but to pump their kids with specially engineered formula. If they attempted breastfeeding, I'm sure they would kill their children. Those sims are freaks, believe me.

At least, that's always been my rational for it.

I wonder if the Sims 2 will allow breastfeeding.

[conuly]

1. *gigglesnorts like mad*
2. Rationale. Because it's weird.
3. Probably not. There might be KIDS playing!

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Aaand don't forget, one can get two guys (or gils, but they have the equipment to breastfeed) together enough to recieve a baby.

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

no, she does pick up the kid. :)

[lizziey.livejournal.com]

you can> how. i wasould absofreakinglutely love a gay couple. it would fit me perfectly. ^{i am bisexual}

[firingneurons.livejournal.com]

Just make them fall in love just like you would a hetero couple. If they don't already live together, they'll get the 'move in' option which is the gay Sims equivalent to getting married. Then just wait for the adoption call for your little baby!

[spankmepink.livejournal.com]

My Sims (Both male and very in love *gasp*) adopted their baby so I figured that was why there wasn't an option to breastfeed. I never even thought about it.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Well, you do it EXACTLY the same way you get a straight couple. Everyone in the Sims is bi.

:D

[push-the-limits.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Yeah...my son made a Sim after me, and she's gay.

[conuly]

Well, technically not only can adoptive parents breastfeed, but so can men (though that's not very easy).

At any rate, her couple was straight. And probably had a kid the standard way.