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Strongly tempted to buy a Mega Millions lottery ticket.

Pros: It's a cheap way to fantasize about living in the wonderful world where money has solved approximately 13% of my problems, or 39% of those problems that don't involve current events.

Cons: I won't win.

Pros: But if I did win, I could pay everybody back, like, tomorrow and have enough left over to buy myself pizza.

Cons: Seriously, somebody wins eventually, but it won't be me.

Pros: But, like, a billion dollars!

Cons: Half a billion after taxes. Is it even worth it? And I won't even win.

Pros: Okay, but if I did win....

Cons: Lottery winners often end up broke and miserable, which is just as well, as I won't win.

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/27/1113907119/mega-millions-lotto-1-billion

Poll #27328 Mega Millions - *billion dollar jackpot*
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 64


Should I waste $2 in this way?

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Yes
38 (59.4%)

No
26 (40.6%)

How about something else, like a soda?

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Yes
47 (82.5%)

No, seriously, be responsible
10 (17.5%)

Date: 2022-07-28 01:17 pm (UTC)
hannah: (Stargate Atlantis - zaneetas)
From: [personal profile] hannah
A $2 lottery ticket, in and of itself as a single purchase, will get you about as much transient pleasure as a soda. If you've got a couple of dollars to spend like that, it's a brief thing to enjoy.

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