I am a human, not a cat.

[conuly]

I do not, I repeat, do not get "the zoomies".

Thank you for your understanding.

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Comments

[pauamma]

I do not, I repeat, do not get "the zoomies".

Is it can haz story nao?

[conuly]

It's not really very interesting. Or a story. Sometimes when I have thoughts in my head, I like to pace them out. That's all. This is absolutely normal human behavior.

[pauamma]

*nod* (It's also perfectly normal giant crab behavior.)

[conuly]

I suppose this could be one of the early stages of late life carcinization.

[pauamma]

More like long past acknowledgement that the name fit being a big softy under my tough exterior. Which I publicly acknowledged in *checks* 2005.

[(Anonymous)]

“Pacing” implies an even pace back and forth. Not run-run-run-run! Walk walk walk back. Run-run-run-ruuuun! Walk-walk-walk. You DEFINITELY get the zoomiez!

[conuly]

I DO NOT.

[pauamma]

Have you considered, instead of denying it, turning your back on them and licking one of your shoulders to signify contemptuous indifference at the thought? :-)