Nobody is that interested in hard boiled eggs here

[conuly]

which is a pity, because I love dying eggs. So when Jenn told me she was going to add eggs to her salad more often, I ran right out to get the egg kits!

Me: Hey, sweetie, how many eggs do you want to dye?
Angel: Um, six?
Me: Wow.
Angel: Four? Wait, is that a lot?
Me: Let me put this into context. Yesterday, I purchased 54 eggs.
Angel: Oh.

Me: Sooooo, we're dying eggs!
Mommy: You must be kidding. Who's gonna look for them!?
Me: Um, Jenn?
Mommy: Makes sense. Well, just make sure you remember where you put them all. You remember that one year...
Me: I do. I do remember that one year.

SO MUCH EGG DYING

(Anybody got any recipes?)

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[alexseanchai]

one year my mother and her siblings found one fewer egg than her parents hid. the next year, they found one more. in related news, all our Easter egg hunts used plastic eggs filled with loose change.

[conuly]

A whole year, wow!

After our missed egg event (found a week later) we started writing lists.