Speaking of keeping away doctors and vampires

[conuly]

this comment is great enough that I wanted to quote it in its entirety:

I've tried to ward my house to the best of my abilities: apples near each door and window, apple-scented candles, maintaining a constant supply of apples and apple products in my kitchen. Nothing works. The doctors... they are relentless. They're clever, systematically searching for a breach in my defenses. When I close my eyes, I can feel their icy stethoscopes.

I just ate my first apple today, but it is all in vain. The ache in my knees from their mallets warns me they are drawing near. I took an apple from my kitchen to carry with me around the house. I sat down on my couch, only to hear the crinkle of wax paper beneath me. I caught a glimpse of a white coat outside my window. I wanted to believe it wasn't real, but my worst fears were realized when I heard the murmur of "What seems to be the problem here, today?"

They're here.

Comments

[bibliofile]

That is pretty funny.

[dewline]

BWAH!

[alatefeline]

*appl(e)ause*

[agoodwinsmith]

Oh man ... I relate to that quote *a* *lot*. Argh.

[adafrog]

lolol

[readerjane]

That's marvelous.

[swingandswirl]

That is BRILLIANT.

[cellio]

Oh that's beautiful!

[silveradept]

That's a really good one. Very evocative and properly in the vein of creepiness.

[rebeccmeister]

Yep, hehehehehe. Thanks for sharing. :^)

[amaebi]

Oh, that's glorious!

[sporks5000.livejournal.com]

Glorious!