Apparently the conspiracy theory du jour is something about ticks and Lyme disease?

[conuly]

Either the US government is so incompetent that they're wildly releasing disease vectors all over the place with no plan of containment after the experiment runs it course, or they're so diabolically in control that they can keep the lid on massive conspiracies that run decades and must involve thousands of people.

You cannot have it both ways, folks. One or the other.