We have a new, two-flush toilet.

[conuly]

I'd brag - and I definitely could've done it myself, with time! - but midway through my ranting about the stupid bolts that wouldn't unbolt (that is, the very first step) Ana's friend who was sleeping over came out, revealed that he spent his entire childhood taking apart the family toilet whenever he was in a pissy mood or sometimes just for fun, and offered to help out.

We don't normally ask houseguests to handle our domestic plumbing issues, but, I mean, when they offer...

So the toilet is installed, and it's all him hardly any of it me. We definitely owe him, and he's all politely "Oh, no, don't worry about it", but man, he earned a little hangout cash for him and Ana to, well, hang out.