When oh when will I learn
Jan. 9th, 2019 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulythat I really, really, really need all my sleep?
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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Kids. Kids Who? Kids Tell Terrible Jokes.
I'm sure lots of us can relate to this
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Fukubukuro: Why Japan goes crazy for 'lucky bags'
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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Kids. Kids Who? Kids Tell Terrible Jokes.
I'm sure lots of us can relate to this
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context: kids tell terrible jokes (The Atlantic)
Date: 2019-01-10 07:55 pm (UTC)“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Do you want me to wash your house?”
“No, thank you.”
“Okay.”
I love this joke. An hilariously unexpected question, in a very polite exchange.
Re: context: kids tell terrible jokes (The Atlantic)
Date: 2019-01-10 08:33 pm (UTC)