When oh when will I learn

[conuly]

that I really, really, really need all my sleep?

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Comments

[zesty_pinto]

If you're like me, that probably won't happen until someone finds a way to make days last 28 hours, and even then I'd still find a way to extend the time out so I could get to do just one more thing.

[bibliofile]

I was going to say "never," but this works too.

(Because sometimes adulting requires sleepus interruptus)

[conuly]

Adulting, that's a funny word for staying up all night playing Mario Kart...!

[bibliofile]

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!