Conversation in car service today:
Dec. 23rd, 2017 04:34 amMommy: ...and I don't even know what Trump is thinking.
Me: Hey! I've asked everybody not to say the T-word*.
Eva: *whisperwhisper*
N: Oh, you mean... DONALD TRUMP!
Me: NO T-WORD!
Eva: How long has he even been president anyway?
Me: One year. One interminable year.
Eva: Really? I could've sworn it was longer, like, at least two. Anyway, until he's gone, I'm telling everybody I'm straight.
* I have, but don't tell the girls, I mostly do it only to amuse them.
Me: Hey! I've asked everybody not to say the T-word*.
Eva: *whisperwhisper*
N: Oh, you mean... DONALD TRUMP!
Me: NO T-WORD!
Eva: How long has he even been president anyway?
Me: One year. One interminable year.
Eva: Really? I could've sworn it was longer, like, at least two. Anyway, until he's gone, I'm telling everybody I'm straight.
* I have, but don't tell the girls, I mostly do it only to amuse them.