Took a break from cleaning to order pizza, saw this

[conuly]

Sean Spicer has finally grown a backbone.

When asked how he's feeling, he said: "How do I look like I'm feeling? Relieved."

LOL, I bet!

Sanders read a statement from Trump at the press briefing this afternoon.

"I am grateful for Sean's work on behalf of my administration and the American people. I wish him continued success as he moves on to pursue new opportunities. Just look at his great television ratings," Trump said in the statement.

Dear god, it's like an Onion article, but more so. But listen, Trump, you wanna see great ratings? Just wait until Spicer publishes his salacious tell-all. Bestseller. (He better have a salacious tell-all in the works.)

I'm just disappointed that he made his decision first and then went on the air. I really was hoping to see him give up on national TV. Sigh.

Comments

[silailo]

He should've given up on national TV and rolled away on his mobile podium.


(Edited my comment a bit because it might've come off weird.)

[pauamma]

The Onion reads more and more like actual news these days.

[conuly]

It's frightening.

[siderea]

Oh no! What about Melissa McCarthy? Will nobody think of the comedians?

[flexagon]

Nuh uh. Did you read the article in the Atlantic about how insanely hard it is for Alec Baldwin to play Trump? I think Melissa McCarthy's probably relieved.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/05/alec-baldwin-gets-under-trumps-skin/521433/

[siderea]

No, I hadn't, thanks.