Man, denial is a lot of fun.

[conuly]

Today's ridiculous fantasy was "Maybe Trump and Pence will have simultaneous fatal heart attacks during sex. With each other."

I'm sure somebody else has already written the hatefic.

Sadly, I'm sure it could never come to pass. I don't know about Pence, but I'm pretty certain that Trump is not actually deeply in the closet and full of self-loathing. Still, it's another amusing picture!

Gosh only knows what I'll come up with tomorrow.

Comments

[zhelana]

doesn't that give us a Paul Ryan presidency?

[conuly]

So it's a threesome.

Actually, if this happens before December 19th, maybe the electors say "fuck it" and revert to Hilary. Two fantasies for the price of one.

[zhelana]

lol. Getting a little desperate, are we? I mean, don't get me wrong, I think we're walking into a disaster here, but... there's probably no way to legally give the election to Hillary.

[conuly]

The electoral college thing would be legal. I know it's not going to happen, and I know that if it did happen the a lot of very angry people with guns would be extremely upset, but it would be legal if it did happen.

[zhelana]

lol.

[conuly]

In the billion-to-one chance that it does happen, I will indeed be lol'ing so loud that you'll be able to hear me on the moon.

[zhelana]

yeah, true.

[kyrielle]

Right now, I'd settle for the electors saying "fuck it" and voting in McCain.

But yeah, absent a really major scenario, not happening. :/

[conuly]

That'd be a real surprise win! As long as we're dreaming, why don't they vote in Gore?