Watching Legends of Tomorrow
Jan. 22nd, 2016 01:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conuly1. Exactly what sort of strategy is "destroy the entire earth"? I mean, sure, you're immortal, Vandal, but do you particularly enjoy living in a hellhole? Doesn't it make more sense to not destroy anything and simply tax people at a reasonable rate that doesn't destroy their productivity nor induce them to rebel, but still allows you to live in the lap of luxury?
2. I notice that the recruited "Legends" are a 3:1 male:female ratio. GLAD TO SEE GENDER EQUALITY IS STILL A THING IN THE FUTURE.
3. Cold lounges around in a parka. When he's at home. I know you're dedicated to the theme, but do you want to die of heat stroke? Also, you stole that plan from Carmen Sandiego, admit it.
4. Martin is a dick. Seriously, which undergrad did you beat up to get that roofie, Martin?
5. Captain Cold, you'resecret fuckbuddies frenemies acquaintances with a guy who runs really very fast and somebody who invented a cold gun. And also the Weather Wizard. You once froze lasers midstream and broke them. You also are, in a word, "cool". It would behoove you to not act too surprised when timeships appear out of thin air. Makes you look like a newbie at this superheroing gig.
6. Jerkface, your 4000 years of memories are mostly you two being splatted as children. I did the math, 204 deaths in 4000 years is an average lifespan of 19 years of age. And most of those lives are during the dung ages. So not having seen something like a timeship is not that special, buddy.
7. Well, that's polite, a nice little bit of chitchat before you commit cold-blooded murder!
8. Gosh, I hope those two are always reincarnated to parents who look at least a little like them, or their lives are bound to be even *more* unhappy than I assume they are.
9. Do they plan to pay for those? If so, I really hope they have period cash. (Then again, I may be overestimating both their honesty and the intelligence of the barstaff.)
10. "Chronus"? Why not name him Timey Wimey McTimeperson?
11. I wonder how many other random offspring they have hanging around the timeline? Meh, probably not that many, even in the great days of "knock her up by 15!"
12. Well, I suppose that answers my question from the beginning. Vandal, you're a jerk. It does not actually work like that.
So that about sums it up, I guess.
2. I notice that the recruited "Legends" are a 3:1 male:female ratio. GLAD TO SEE GENDER EQUALITY IS STILL A THING IN THE FUTURE.
3. Cold lounges around in a parka. When he's at home. I know you're dedicated to the theme, but do you want to die of heat stroke? Also, you stole that plan from Carmen Sandiego, admit it.
4. Martin is a dick. Seriously, which undergrad did you beat up to get that roofie, Martin?
5. Captain Cold, you're
6. Jerkface, your 4000 years of memories are mostly you two being splatted as children. I did the math, 204 deaths in 4000 years is an average lifespan of 19 years of age. And most of those lives are during the dung ages. So not having seen something like a timeship is not that special, buddy.
7. Well, that's polite, a nice little bit of chitchat before you commit cold-blooded murder!
8. Gosh, I hope those two are always reincarnated to parents who look at least a little like them, or their lives are bound to be even *more* unhappy than I assume they are.
9. Do they plan to pay for those? If so, I really hope they have period cash. (Then again, I may be overestimating both their honesty and the intelligence of the barstaff.)
10. "Chronus"? Why not name him Timey Wimey McTimeperson?
11. I wonder how many other random offspring they have hanging around the timeline? Meh, probably not that many, even in the great days of "knock her up by 15!"
12. Well, I suppose that answers my question from the beginning. Vandal, you're a jerk. It does not actually work like that.
So that about sums it up, I guess.
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Date: 2016-01-23 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-23 12:57 pm (UTC)(Then again, if he can regenerate from a single molecule, that might have bit them in the butt later. Can you imagine a million of him running around? Granted, some of them no doubt would have put their energy into getting in each other's way, but still!)