and then I spent today feeling like I was going to throw up. Except I didn't throw up. I probably would've felt better if I had.
But with any luck, the disease is now out of everybody's system!
Lola was not there when I went to take out the garbage, but she ran up the stoop when she saw me. Not because she's fond of me, but because she knows I am a soft touch and always have food for her. And I did have food for her, on the condition that she actually approach me within 4.5 feet to get it, and on the same level rather than her on a porch and me on the ground.
It only took her five minutes to make the decision, and she didn't flee when I went inside to bring out more garbage either, so, you know, that's progress. I should've worked harder with her all this year, and I can't think why I didn't.
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But with any luck, the disease is now out of everybody's system!
Lola was not there when I went to take out the garbage, but she ran up the stoop when she saw me. Not because she's fond of me, but because she knows I am a soft touch and always have food for her. And I did have food for her, on the condition that she actually approach me within 4.5 feet to get it, and on the same level rather than her on a porch and me on the ground.
It only took her five minutes to make the decision, and she didn't flee when I went inside to bring out more garbage either, so, you know, that's progress. I should've worked harder with her all this year, and I can't think why I didn't.
Scientists discover how some of the world’s first animals reproduced
Hong Kong protest over 'breast as weapon' conviction
The Tricky Ethics of the Lucrative Disaster Rescue Business
Why Giant Mosquitoes Are Suddenly Swarming Greenland
Germany hits new immigration record amid rising tensions
Galactic Archaeology Reveals Milky Way's Stellar Migrants
U.S. factory activity dips; consumer spending cools
Around the world in 30 unique modes of transport
Africa's Ambitious "Great Green Wall" (video)
Wing-nut conspiracy theorists have done it again: The truth about the Planned Parenthood hoax revealed
The Dorito Effect: Healthy food is blander than ever — and it's making us fat
Scientists Make The Case For A 6th Taste — But It's Less Than Tasty
There might not actually be bubonic plague bacteria on the New York subway, researchers admit
'Ultimate Frisbee' recognised by International Olympic Committee
College Textbook Prices Have Risen 1,041 Percent Since 1977
They want us fighting over who has the bigger pile of crumbs so we don’t realize they made off with almost the whole damn cake. Why are you angry about fast food workers making two bucks more an hour when your CEO makes four hundred TIMES what you do?
Study on ‘strategic ejaculation’ finds men produce better quality semen for unfamiliar women
Records: NSA paid Utah over $1M to police data center roads
Taiwan school textbook row highlights antipathy to 'one China'
New Treatment Lets Paralyzed Patients Move Their Legs
Clampdown As '70% Of Calais Migrants Reach UK'
Italy coast guard rescues 1,800 sea migrants, five found dead
US air power has been used in Syria for the first time to attack forces other than IS, a Pentagon spokesman has confirmed.
US-led strikes against Islamic State in Iraq, Syria have killed at least 459 civilians over the past year
‘This is not Islam’: Refugees describe life under ISIL in Raqqa, Syria
Nigeria air strikes kill 'large number' of Boko Haram
China wants no talk of South China Sea at upcoming ASEAN meeting (Yeah, big surprise there)
In a Yemen hospital, malnutrition menaces young lives (disturbing image of starving infant)
Aid finally trickling in to Yemen's devastated Aden
Pro-Hadi fighters, Houthis battle over Yemen's largest military base
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World's Glaciers Melting At Fastest Rate Since Record-Keeping Began
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Varoufakis warns Spain could 'become Greece'
July is the deadliest month of 2015 for police-related killings