But then I saw today's XKCD, giggled for a full minute, and said "why the heck not?"
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Large Deposit of Metal Balls Discovered In Atlantic Ocean
White People Aren't Called Terrorists Unless They Liberate Animals, Apparently
Since 9/11, We've Had 4 Wars in the Middle East. They've All Been Disasters.
Libya to U.N. Security Council: Lift Arms Embargo to Fight ISIS
Some signs of tension emerge among Islamic State militants
New York City Could See 6-Foot Sea Rise, Tripling of Heat Waves by 2100
Resistant-malaria 'enormous threat'
Hacker Claims Feds Hit Him With 44 Felonies When He Refused to Be an FBI Spy
New York judge proposes bill to overhaul grand jury system
Venezuela arrests opposition mayor accused of coup plot
Postal inspector general begins second review of mail-surveillance program
The Big Bet to Hold Banks Liable for Terrorism
How “omnipotent” hackers tied to NSA hid for 14 years—and were found at last
Controversy in Uruguay Over New Lives of Guantanamo Refugees
Sunlight continues to damage skin hours after exposure
The CIA's Secret Psychological Profiles of Dictators and World Leaders Are Amazing
Putin a threat to Baltic states, Western officials say
Guantánamo torturer led brutal Chicago regime of shackling and confession
Animals tend to evolve toward larger size over time, study finds
Years after blowing the whistle on Countrywide, Michael Winston is bogged down in the courts, and fighting for his life
Syrian Kurdish fighters and rebel forces have advanced into Raqqa province, capturing 19 villages from Islamic State, a monitoring group says.
Myanmar’s Buddhist terrorism problem
Myanmar has asked Beijing for co-operation to help prevent "terrorists" from using Chinese territory to launch cross-border attacks.
Large Deposit of Metal Balls Discovered In Atlantic Ocean
White People Aren't Called Terrorists Unless They Liberate Animals, Apparently
Since 9/11, We've Had 4 Wars in the Middle East. They've All Been Disasters.
Libya to U.N. Security Council: Lift Arms Embargo to Fight ISIS
Some signs of tension emerge among Islamic State militants
New York City Could See 6-Foot Sea Rise, Tripling of Heat Waves by 2100
Resistant-malaria 'enormous threat'
Hacker Claims Feds Hit Him With 44 Felonies When He Refused to Be an FBI Spy
New York judge proposes bill to overhaul grand jury system
Venezuela arrests opposition mayor accused of coup plot
Postal inspector general begins second review of mail-surveillance program
The Big Bet to Hold Banks Liable for Terrorism
How “omnipotent” hackers tied to NSA hid for 14 years—and were found at last
Controversy in Uruguay Over New Lives of Guantanamo Refugees
Sunlight continues to damage skin hours after exposure
The CIA's Secret Psychological Profiles of Dictators and World Leaders Are Amazing
Putin a threat to Baltic states, Western officials say
Guantánamo torturer led brutal Chicago regime of shackling and confession
Animals tend to evolve toward larger size over time, study finds
Years after blowing the whistle on Countrywide, Michael Winston is bogged down in the courts, and fighting for his life
Syrian Kurdish fighters and rebel forces have advanced into Raqqa province, capturing 19 villages from Islamic State, a monitoring group says.
Myanmar’s Buddhist terrorism problem
Myanmar has asked Beijing for co-operation to help prevent "terrorists" from using Chinese territory to launch cross-border attacks.