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Sep. 9th, 2014 07:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulyWHERE THE HELL IS THE ATM CARD?????
It's somewhere in the house. Any and all suggestions will be entertained, and the winning contestant will win a trip to Disneyland, provided they pay for it themselves.
It was on the dining room table last night as I ate my salad. I finished my salad, walked upstairs, put the feta and the salad dressing in the fridge, retrieved the croutons from the fridge where I had absentmindedly put them, walked to my room, changed my clothes (card isn't in a pocket, I checked), discovered my Kindle and went to bed.
It is not on the table anymore. It is not on the floor near the table. Where did it go?
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It's somewhere in the house. Any and all suggestions will be entertained, and the winning contestant will win a trip to Disneyland, provided they pay for it themselves.
It was on the dining room table last night as I ate my salad. I finished my salad, walked upstairs, put the feta and the salad dressing in the fridge, retrieved the croutons from the fridge where I had absentmindedly put them, walked to my room, changed my clothes (card isn't in a pocket, I checked), discovered my Kindle and went to bed.
It is not on the table anymore. It is not on the floor near the table. Where did it go?
The women with super-human vision
Cameroon 'kills over 100 Boko Haram fighters'
Gambia lawmakers pass bill to jail gays for life
Guantanamo prisoner in standoff as transfer stalls
One gene ‘glitch’ changed butterfly wings
HRW report alleges that Israel has used an 'unlawful coercion policy' to deport nearly 7,000 African asylum seekers.
More Than Half Of U.S. Bird Species Threatened By Climate Change
Rare outbreak in Tokyo as WHO warns of spread of dengue fever
U.N. Report Finds Carbon Dioxide Levels Hit Record High in 2013
Serious respiratory illness sickening hundreds of kids in the U.S.
Pakistan navy repels militant attack at Karachi dockyard
Backlash against Syria refugees after Lebanon soldiers killed
How Kurds Came to Play Key Role in U.S. Plans to Combat Islamic State
Iraq’s Battleground Dams Are Key to Saving the Country from ISIS
Syria's 'Blood Diamonds'
A nation's war on culture
The trauma-filled tragedy of Syria's child refugees
Iraq's Shi'ite militia, Kurds use U.S. air strikes to further own agendas
In Iraq, some Kurds accuse Arab neighbors of turning against them
Syrian refugees
A harrowing journey
Fish and Eels Team Up to Catch Prey—Rare Among Animals
French women bid topless sunbathing 'adieu'
Home Depot confirms security breach following Target data theft
Ukraine death toll edges up despite ceasefire
Dutch report suggests MH-17 shot down from ground
Scientists have proven that it is possible to make a brew in a teapot made of chocolate - provided you do not stir the drink
Yemen: 'Four dead' as police fire on Houthi protesters
Textbook theory behind volcanoes may be wrong
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Dalai Lama says no need for successor
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The boot-shaped state isn’t shaped like a boot anymore. That’s why we revised its iconic outline to reflect the truth about a sinking, disappearing place.
