Poor Ana had a tummyache the other day
Sep. 6th, 2014 06:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulyHer mom wasn't home, so I sat with Ana to calm her down and hopefully get her to fall back asleep, and while I did this I asked how it felt. "BAD"
Me: Well, yes, Ana, of course it feels bad. But does it feel like you're going to throw up? Or like you're going to poo? Or, I don't know, like somebody is stabbing you?
Ana: It feels like I'm going to throw up, and also a little bit like an adorable hedgehog and porcupine have crawled into my stomach to sleep.
Me: An adorable hedgehog and porcupine? Sounds more like ugly ones!
Ana: Connie. Hedgehogs and porcupines are always adorable. Don't be mean.
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Me: Well, yes, Ana, of course it feels bad. But does it feel like you're going to throw up? Or like you're going to poo? Or, I don't know, like somebody is stabbing you?
Ana: It feels like I'm going to throw up, and also a little bit like an adorable hedgehog and porcupine have crawled into my stomach to sleep.
Me: An adorable hedgehog and porcupine? Sounds more like ugly ones!
Ana: Connie. Hedgehogs and porcupines are always adorable. Don't be mean.
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