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And now I'm really not.

We've got trailer one, which doesn't look much like the movie, and trailer two, which not only doesn't look like the movie but is also spoileriffic for book and movie both.

Sheesh. STOP RUINING BOOKS, FOLKS!

Eva and I had been talking about how, as a general principle, if people try emotional blackmail to get you to do things you aren't comfortable with, you should ditch them. So she came up here, and when I called her mom to retrieve her, shouted into the phone "IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD COME UP HERE YOURSELF! Oh, now you really should dump me!"

I pointed out that she'll never be dumped by her own mother, and she rejoined with "But she should! And anyway, why am I dating an older woman? And cheating on her with you? I'm dating TWO older women, much older!" Yes, and it's incestuous as well*, but I don't suppose that signifies, Eva darling?

I don't like to suggest it, but are the two of them really as weird as it sounds when I type it up like that?

* OR WOULD BE WERE IT TRUE!

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