Two random internet comments with absolutely no context

1. My neighbor liked this song so much he threw a brick through my window to hear it better.

2. A: Yeah I'm tone deaf in the sense that I'm really bad at distinguishing musical pitch, but I have no problem distinguishing tone in Punjabi or Mohawk (tonal contrasts exist only on stressed syllables)."
B: Most Southern Ontario comment of 2025
A: I've been clocked

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