I never did buy Christmas presents so I guess I'm doing that today

I have no idea what to get anybody. I hope they all like books, because fuck it, that's what I'm getting them.

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The staff at our Dunkin Donuts are all Sri Lankan

Which is hardly surprising - we live in the largest Sri Lankan community outside of Sri Lanka. But sometimes I forget, except today I went in to pick up a coffee and a chai and do you know what the best part is? No Christmas music. Just blissful, blissful something-or-other in probably Sinhala or Tamil. I guess it could've been Christmas music, but I'll never know.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree

I got you at Home Depot
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You got needles all over the Lyft
And I'm not sure we have enough
Lights or decorations or stuff
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
This song doesn't rhyme or scan!