Another adjectival "baby" in the wild

Smart kid but a baby EMT with less than a year

I need to collect these properly somewhere. Does Merriam-Webster offer a bounty on missed definitions?

Buddy, the way you phrased your request is massively offensive

And I'm trying to help you fix that, so help me help you.

(Gosh I hope they take this advice in the spirit in which it was given.)