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Poll #31858 Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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I think so, Brain, but....

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where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
1 (2.7%)

if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
4 (10.8%)

I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
3 (8.1%)

the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
0 (0.0%)

first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
4 (10.8%)

what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
2 (5.4%)

if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
0 (0.0%)

I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.
0 (0.0%)

if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
0 (0.0%)

if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.
1 (2.7%)

don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?
1 (2.7%)

if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
1 (2.7%)

wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
1 (2.7%)

three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
0 (0.0%)

three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!
0 (0.0%)

how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?
1 (2.7%)

if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
0 (0.0%)

why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurais?
2 (5.4%)

I find scratching just makes it worse.
2 (5.4%)

wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
0 (0.0%)

why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
1 (2.7%)

if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
0 (0.0%)

what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
0 (0.0%)

instant karma's always so lumpy.
0 (0.0%)

then I would have to know what "pondering" is, wouldn't I?
0 (0.0%)

a show about two talking lab mice? Hoo! It'll never get on the air
0 (0.0%)

even if we found a tuxedo to fit a blowfish, who would marry it?
1 (2.7%)

suppose we do the hokey pokey and turn ourselves around? Is that what it's really all about
2 (5.4%)

what if our dance routine was stolen by our crosstown rivals, then we have to go first at the dance-off
0 (0.0%)

do you really think we could train bees to make mustard?
0 (0.0%)

a banana hammock? Ooh, not as comfortable as it sounds.
0 (0.0%)

if seven "ate" nine, did ten "jack" queen?
1 (2.7%)

if the sun'll come out tomorrow, what's it doing right now?
0 (0.0%)

after eating newspaper all day, do I really need the extra fiber?
0 (0.0%)

how are we gonna teach a goat to dance with flippers on?
0 (0.0%)

a codpiece made from a real fish would get smelly after a while, wouldn’t it?
0 (0.0%)

if running shoes had little feet, wouldn't they need their own shoes?
0 (0.0%)

You draw the bath and I'll fetch the alka-seltzers and candles!
0 (0.0%)

if a ham can operate a radio, why can't a pig set a VCR?
1 (2.7%)

I didn’t know 90210 was a real zip code! Will Tori be there?
0 (0.0%)

do I have what it take to be the 'Lord of the Dance'?
0 (0.0%)

where are we going to get a trained octopus at this time of night?
3 (8.1%)

is Chippendale's ready for 'The Full Pinky'?
1 (2.7%)

won't Mr. Hoover notice a missing evening gown?
3 (8.1%)

shouldn't we let the silk worms finish the boxer shorts before we put them on?
1 (2.7%)

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