One of the neighbors has two teenagers

And those teens are out night and day - during the school day, up until midnight - on motorized bikes.

I'm certain they aren't old enough to legally ride without helmets. I suspect they aren't old enough to legally ride at all, and of course not during the school day or outside so late with no supervision whatsoever.

So every time I hear them I harbor fantasies of calling child services on the family, but let's be real here - quite aside from the fact that this would probably do nothing, not at their age, I don't actually care about their welfare that much. I mean, I don't want to see them get hurt or anything, but... I really only care that they're noisy.

I wish they'd just move or something.