Well, that's a thing that happened.

I was kneeling in front of the fridge to find the garlic, and I found the garlic, and when I went to stand up I pushed my leg back first and apparently my toenail was caught in the grout somehow, I don't even know, and I ripped off some portion of my toenail. Yes it hurt. There was blood.

Eva very kindly helped clip off the ripped nail and then put a bandaid on for me because I didn't want to look at it. She says I lost about half of it. I wouldn't know, I didn't look.

Ugh. How long until it grows back, or at least stops twinging every time I bump my big toe against something?