"We are such star-crossed lovers!"

Meh, give it till the end of the next book before you bemoan your fate, protagonist.

"STAR-CROSSED!"

Look, I'm just saying that you've got two more books coming -

"STAR-CROSSED! LOVERS!"

Yeah, but you can't give up hope -

"STAAAAAAAAR-CROSSED!"

Seriously, just -

"STAR-CROSSED!"

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