Well, this is randomly topical:

Woman Found Kitten with Very Large Eyes on Her Porch and Discovered How Special He is

And on that note, glancing over the two used hypermobility scales I score approximately zip on one and on the other one I score "yes, I can touch my heel to my butt, can't everybody?"

Now, various members of my family are soon seeing various specialists for various conditions that can be related, and they've dutifully agreed not to roll their eyes too much when they bring it up as a just-in-case, but....