I am incapable of hearing the words "Istanbul" or "Constantinople" without launching into song

"Turkish delight" and "New Amsterdam" are iffy risky too.

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Several days after I got a package Amazon emailed me and said it was lost

...I wouldn't do the unethical thing, but I'm really tempted to "win" $25 by claiming it never arrived after all. Really tempted.

(Not doing the wrong thing kinda sucks sometimes. I bet lots of awful people sleep well at night regardless.)