Once again, I want all the racist, sexist dudebros

OUT OF MY FANDOM.

What the hell sort of Star Trek have they even been watching all this time?

You know, this is supposed to be a prequel

but given the advanced state of their tech, am I wrong in pegging this as a third universe? Okay, that's my official head-canon. Something, something, temporal cold war - THIRD UNIVERSE! (So does each new parallel universe also have its own twin mirror universe?)

Also: Why do all futuristic jails in all universes everywhere have force fields with no physical backup? That seems like a major design flaw.

Also also: Why are all the Klingons bald? Strange fashion choice, or genetic disease?