Holy shit, I forgot about Ana's birthday. What sort of cake do I want to make?

Probably chocolate. A nice chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Simple and easy.

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Only known chimp war reveals how societies splinter

http://bit.ly/1noqdWv

CO2 'significantly reduces' nutrients in major food crops

Well, of *course* it does. Naturally, we can never expect anything to go right.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-27308720

Israel’s Aggressive Spying in the U.S. Mostly Hushed Up

http://bit.ly/1kSixqD

Squid Reveal the Sweet Side of Pain

http://bit.ly/1sudS2J

The explosion of drugs like OxyContin has given way to a heroin epidemic ravaging the least likely corners of America - like bucolic Vermont, which has just woken up to a full-blown crisis

http://rol.st/1mIatOA

White House: Don't discourage undocumented from schools

http://usat.ly/1j3EG8x