You know the laundry never ends

Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started washing it, not knowing how it was, and even now they're washing it, forever, just because....

Is it just me, or is the unrelenting existence of dirty clothes a huge argument for nudism in and of itself? At some point, our ancestors hadn't invented fashion, weaving, or soap. They may have had the right idea.

I know what you're thinking. You're saying "geez, Connie, it's not like you have to haul the water up from the stream yourself, and then plunge your hands in while it's still boiling!", and while that's technically true, at least that state of affairs would give me a semi-justifiable excuse for wallowing in my own filth.

God, I hate laundry. Laundry is worse than every other chore ever, because it NEVER ENDS. Even as you're doing it, clothes are getting dirty! And have you ever noticed that its only us? Cats don't do laundry. Pigs don't do laundry. Slugs don't do laundry, proving once and for all that the stupidest creature on earth is smarter than humans, because it hasn't fallen into the trap of clothes.

(Note to self: start making the girls do their own laundry)